August 2011
2 posts
House Quiz
HOUSE QUIZ: RAVENCLAW
Gryffindor:
• [x] You are loud. • [x] You like/d going to school to see your friends. • [ ] You’ve had more than a couple detentions. • [ ] You always have something to do on the weekends. • [ ] You like to be the center of attention. • [x] You get above average grades in school. • [x] You’ve been called bossy before. • [ ] You’re a bit of a daredevil / you like...
When I get an email...
Email: *ding*
Me: POTTERMORE POTTERMORE POTTERMORE...POTTERMORE?
My Email: Spam
Me: the fuuuck email?
Email: *ding*
Me: POTTERMORE POTTERMORE POTTERMORE....
Email: Facebook
Me: I DON'T CARE FACEBOOK, GTFO!!!!!!
Email: *ding*
Me: ...Pottermore...?
Email: Spam
Me: FUCK YOU EMAIL, FUUUCK YOOOUUU!!!
September 2010
1 post
I haven't been on here in a long time.
Hello.
December 2009
3 posts
I am getting slightly obsessed with my boyfriend's...
It’s not pretty.
Helloooo
I’m returning for now, to make Megan happy. Because I’m nice.
I went Christmas shopping today. Instead of buying any presents, I bought a new hat, new shoes, and got my nose pierced. Success…
News of my life. Uni is mint. I broke up with Ben two weeks ago. I have a new interest. I’m happy. End of :)
Emmie ;; psycho groupie cocaine crazy says (19: 18):
*you have time to grow my love
Wonder if i should wear a fedora to interview.. says (19: 18):
*: tehe:
Emmie ;; psycho groupie cocaine crazy says (19: 18):
*go stand in poo
Wonder if i should wear a fedora to interview.. says (19: 18):
*in many ways : mmm:
*: unsre:
*i'm not a plant
Emmie ;; psycho groupie cocaine crazy says (19: 18):
*stick your dick in poo?
Wonder if i should wear a fedora to interview.. says (19: 18):
*as hard as it is to believe
Emmie ;; psycho groupie cocaine crazy says (19: 18):
*surely if that actually worked all gay men would have monster schlongs
Wonder if i should wear a fedora to interview.. says (19: 19):
ROFL
*they do
*xd2
*hence why all gay men walk weird
Emmie ;; psycho groupie cocaine crazy says (19: 19):
*ah yes
*I thought that was cause they had cocks in their asses
*but no
*they are trying to carry around a monster schlong
Wonder if i should wear a fedora to interview.. says (19: 19):
*noooo
Emmie ;; psycho groupie cocaine crazy says (19: 19):
*you have set me straight on that one
Wonder if i should wear a fedora to interview.. says (19: 19):
*you skipped the connection
Emmie ;; psycho groupie cocaine crazy says (19: 19):
*they have their own schlong in their ass?
Wonder if i should wear a fedora to interview.. says (19: 19):
*because of the poo they get from anal shex
*their cocks grow
*to the extent that they destroy each other's asses
Wonder if i should wear a fedora to interview.. says (19: 20):
*and hence can't walk straight
Emmie ;; psycho groupie cocaine crazy says (19: 20):
*ah ok
*so their buttcheeks are actually their bollocks
October 2009
1 post
I found old birthday cards from you today.
I can’t believe you’re gone.
September 2009
35 posts
I can't explain...
…how unhappy I am.
I just don’t know what to do.
I feel so lost.
I probably won’t come on here for a while now. Turrah, tumblr.
Viren has a spankable bubblebutt
And he will never know :) Muahahaha.
I want a pet hippogriff
That would be awesome.
Not feeling too brilliant today
Still feeling completely drained physically, emotionally, mentally…
Depressed about my LDR. I’ll see him again in 2 weeks and 2 days from today. 3 weeks from today, he leaves again.
Until New Year.
This is too hard.
Kanye West is an ass
I miss being little
I’ve just spent an hour playing Hannah and the Pirate Caves
I wish I hadn’t put a fake birthday in on neopets otherwise I’d be able to log in again :(
DAMMIT WHAT DID I PUT?
AFI's new album (yn) says:
you have mice
gay mice
Emmie ;; says:
so?
that's their choice
Hahahahaha.
Mum: Have you ever seen Ghost?
Me: Nope.
Mum: Oh you really have to, I'll put it on.
*time passes*
Me: Omg. *cringe*
Mum: Yeah, I never realised how suggestive this pottery scene was before.
*time passes*
Mum: Uhh...
Me: *hides underneath hoodie* I don't mind sex scenes, I just don't like watching them with you!
*I peek out*
Me: Wtf, he's keeping his jeans on.
Mum: Yeah, that's called safe sex.
Me: So I was conceived on wash day?
I love my mum : )
Anyone else noticed how Simon Cowell only has two...
If the person is good, he looks pervy.
If the person is bad, he looks constipated.
C’est tout. Let’s have some more expression from the Cowell yeah?
I can't stay awake
But I am trying to stay up until dad goes to bed so the three of us can watch X factor on sky+.
And also it would be nice if I actually got to talk to my boyfriend today, on our 20 month anniversary (god that’s long), when he evidently hasn’t topped up again like he said he would for the third day in a row.
I think it has been well established that boys are useless.
I’m going...
My tummy hurts
I’ve had a funny sort of day. When I saw my old boss today she said “why are you fat”. That upset me a bit. But I had a haircut today and my hairdresser made me laugh because he said the name Svetlana sounds like Sweaty Llama and I know someone called Svetlana and I never thought of it like that and I’m probably never going to see her again so now she will never know. It...
My master plan is working
I’m blogging pointlessly.
And now I’m off to check facebook.
I have discovered how to bond with Pinky and Brian
PIZZA.
I only gave them a tiny little bit of crust with cheese, don’t judge me. Mice like cheese.
iliketowritewords...
…is a secret jewish pigeon.
I hope she is looking forward to Rosh Hashanah in eight days. HAPPY JEWISH NEW YEAR MEGAN. ENJOY YOUR BREAD.
I don’t know what I’m on about.
My master plan
I have now changed my homepage from google to tumblr. This way, I believe, I will be more inclined to blog every time I open firefox.
We shall see!
I’m going to bet that most of the Sheffers lot I follow already have tumblr as their homepage though *rolleyes*
Last nightt
I was in the middle of a nice conversation with my boyfriend, the only one I’d had with him all day, and a serious conversation with Viren about his personal statement and this girl he kind of likes who he was trying to find closure with…AND I FELL ASLEEP ON MY KEYBOARD.
I feel really bad.
WANT. →
I love the Big Bang Theory
I have the first two seasons on an epic playlist. 14 hours of geeky goodness. BBT marathon ftw :)
How nice it is to be me
Whilst most people have returned to school, I was in bed until 1pm.
My mum told me yesterday if my room isn’t finished by the time she gets home she will be cross. This may not seem like much of a threat, but her unique brand of passive aggressive silent treatment and glarey squintiness is best avoided if peace is to be maintained in the household.
Apparently I could achieve this...
I proclaim myself to be a kitchen Goddess
iliketowritewords:
emmielociraptor:
I made ratatouille and gnocchi with sausages and a mushroom sauce without a recipe and it was pretty fooking mint to be fairrr.
I think I’ll manage to stay alive when I eventually move out :)
STEALING MY THUNDER. SOME COUSIN YOU ARE.
I’m joking, if it wasn’t for you, I’d still be normal ;)
I don’t know what I’m saying, SORRY EMMA.
You cut me deep. I...
I proclaim myself to be a kitchen Goddess
I made ratatouille and gnocchi with sausages and a mushroom sauce without a recipe and it was pretty fooking mint to be fairrr.
I think I’ll manage to stay alive when I eventually move out :)
Boys are idiots
I just had to explain the concept of female jealousy and possessiveness.
Boys really don’t get us at all.
Especially when a girl he’s chatting up is so OBVIOUSLY being jealous xD
Blesssss :)
And if you’re reading this Viren my love, it’s your own fault for being a dork.
SPAMMITY SPOOO
rahrahrahweregoingtosmashtheoiks:
Hi Lucy. Thanks for liking my posts. I like yours too. I’m tired and lonely :( I need a croissant and a cup of coffee.
- i am too :( i cant sleep for pain and i cant talk on the phone for pain. i have the best life. but that croissant and coffee sounds like a wonderful idea:)
I like your moustache, it is so nice and bristly. Please rub it against me under the...
I have two mice :)
Called Pinky and the Brain.
I will kill the lady who recorded the automated...
Her accent is annoying.
And seriously, I don’t give a crap if all your operators are busy, put me on hold or something so I’m not phoning over and over again.
They didn’t fully update my account! They’re going to give me too much money and then sue me for it back or something!
It’s also rather sad that I know the number by heart now.
this is a pointless blog post
I can’t decide if I’m tired or not. I think I am, but I just can’t drag myself away…DAMN YOU INTERNET
Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz…..
“I made the snail face at myself in the mirror today, because I didn’t have...”
– Ben
I miss him so much :’(
Mousehunt tomorrow
Since Malachi/Beard was insensitive enough to die whilst I was away, I’m going out tomorrow to get some mice.
Pets at Home didn’t have any when I looked yesterday (rubbashhhh) so I asked 118118 and they gave me two pet shop numbers in the area. The first one had this lovely friendly lady who told me yes they do sell mice and gave me the address of the shop. The second one must have...
"Shit" is the worst way to start a day
You know how it is…you wake up to be confronted by an alarm clock reading a few hours later than when you SHOULD have gotten up…or in my case your sister is standing in the door fully dressed and showered saying “We’re leaving in half an hour”. You shout the word “SHIT” and move the fastest you’ve ever moved in your life.
I’ll probably be...
I'm sorry Megan
I think I turned you into an alcoholic.
Go easy on the cider.
Never ever play guitar hero with your family in...
So my sister and I are playing guitar hero: legends of rock.
In the room are my Gran and Grandpa, my mum, my dad and a family friend.
I go to play Lay Down by Priestess. I am told to choose a song that is nice. I look at them quizzically. They say do not choose a horrible song. I make a move for Revolverhead. They say it is horrible and just noise. I glare.
I make a move for Rage Against the...
I put the hag in shag
I’m still in Cornwall, but I shall be returning home to Shropshite on the morrow.
I spent all day ambling around Devon. First of all we ended up being dragged into the weirdest shop I’ve ever encountered…you know the type, the supposed “superstore” that claim to sell everything but it’s all a bit of a mishmash of tackiness and clutter. And the...
August 2009
25 posts
I am amused.
I really am.
I have to be awake in five hours to leave for Cornwall.
I will not let the internet lead me astray yet again.
hi its megan.
rahrahrahweregoingtosmashtheoiks:
when i was at emmas i prank called a guy asking him to sell me alpacas for my chinese. HE RANG ME BACK AND RECOMMENDED CHICKENS. It was lovely.
but then i laughed and told on emma. sorry emma. i love you really. I JUST DIDNT KNOW WHAT TO SAY.
He just texted me to ask if you were fit.
My sister gives me lulz
Me: *hugs from behind while she's sorting out the washing*
Leigh: Why are you bumming me?
Me: I'm not bumming you, I'm hugging you. If I was bumming you there would be more thrusting.
Hamster
His name is Malachi.
Not Beard.
I will hurt her.
Mum: I'm liking the student look you have going on.
Me: Yes. I'm thinking of wearing my glasses more like I'm actually supposed to just to complete the look.
Mum: Yeah you'll look like a proper nerd then!
Me: ...I wasn't going for that.
Mum: Oh. Sorry. *laugh*
ANGER. xD
I'm going to Cornwall tomorrow.
Hell to the yeah.
This is why I love TSR
Originally Posted by paella
My best mate thought he’d stick his tongue up his girlfriends ass - she was so overcome by the sensation she farted, screamed, fell off the bed and started crying.