• Mum: Have you ever seen Ghost?
  • Me: Nope.
  • Mum: Oh you really have to, I'll put it on.
  • *time passes*
  • Me: Omg. *cringe*
  • Mum: Yeah, I never realised how suggestive this pottery scene was before.
  • *time passes*
  • Mum: Uhh...
  • Me: *hides underneath hoodie* I don't mind sex scenes, I just don't like watching them with you!
  • *I peek out*
  • Me: Wtf, he's keeping his jeans on.
  • Mum: Yeah, that's called safe sex.
  • Me: So I was conceived on wash day?
  • I love my mum : )